Con’s Piracy is an international transport conglomerate rooted in the belief that all humans want to be lied to and stolen from. It is regularly unintentionally transporting its passengers to various extraterrestrial locations, such as heaven, hell and Britain. It recommends wearing rain boots on its rides, and possibly hazmat suits. Sometimes things get slightly out of hand. Con’s Piracy wishes to tell you it has a totally reasonable number of drummers. Oh, and before you go: you do not need to worry about the baby deer. They will be fine.

Song List
1. Cracking Up At The Goat Joint
2. Unbreakable Blue House
3. The Brief And Tragic Story Of Penelope The Chicken
4. Sick of Trying
5. One Step Closer
6. Metal Salsa
7. Lavender Terror