con’spiracy

Con’spiracy is an international transport conglomerate rooted in the belief that all humans want to be lied to and stolen from. It is regularly unintentionally transporting its passengers to various extraterrestrial locations, such as heaven, hell and Britain. It recommends wearing rain boots on its rides, and possibly hazmat suits. Sometimes things get slightly out of hand. Con’spiracy wishes to tell you it has a totally reasonable number of drummers. Oh, and before you go: you do not need to worry about the baby deer. They will be fine.